HELP! Last Minute Lead Guitar Needed 3/16 (Western PA)

Anyone want to drink beer and play 90's music? Seriously - We need a lead guitar player for a fill in gig TOMORROW 3/16 at a fun Irish bar just south of Wheeling, WV.
Cover band 101 setlist and we can adjust to set to include stuff you actually know.
Summer of 69, Tom Petty, Sublime, Etc.
Gig is 9pm to 12pm with house sound.
I could even throw in a room if you are driving a bit.
For real - There has to be SOMEONE out there who can play the solo to Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle" and can wank off playing "Sweet Home Alabama!" And get paid $250 for it! Shoot me a message and a video of you playing and let's gooooooo!